An extremely rare honor bestowed on only a handful of DVDs each year. The sex has to be scalding from first frame to last, the production values stellar and if it`s a video feature, the script and acting good enough for a mainstream movie. Basically, a landmark production that will forever expand the possibilities of porn.
Outstanding. Guaranteed Editor`s Choice. As rare as Brad Pitt sightings at a Ron Jeremy look-alike contest.
Excellent. Two thumbs up, way up. Stock multiple copies.
Above average. Definitely strokable. An unambiguous recommendation to stock.
Average. Run of the mill. Par for the course. Get the picture?
It`s a pretty run down mill. And that sand trap is a bitch.
You`ll probably need a crane to get it up with.
Even a crane won`t help.
Not worth the videotape or film stock it`s shot on. Try jerking off in the shower instead.